Drooler Den Rules

1. Sorry droolers, no links or pics. Show me you can handle the the right and maybe I'll grant it. (see, rights really ARE granted)
2. Speech is free but bandwidth is not. I'll give you tons of leeway (the least i can do for humiliating you so badly) but I will edit or delete what goes too far
3. Please at least brush your teeth before posting here
4. Try to be interesting. Volt, Sarra is Cos, fat, blah blah blah is old failed and boring
5. No trying to sidestep banned text
6. No posting last names (except mine if if like) if that's needs to be done I'll do it. (yes that is a double standard, I run shit up in here)
7. Armless chairs are provided for fat people
8. I reserve the right to kick your ass out and ban you of you break any rule
9. I reserve the right to add a rule at any time if I forgot something
10. Please put the toilet seat down when you're done. There are ladies, cyber whores and trannys present.