Saara's Political Portal

Drooler Of The Month

Every month, we showcase and bio a DLP.com Drooler

Rules, Qualifications & Contenders For Drooler Of The Month

To be considered for drooler of the Month

You must be sufficiently ignorant, stupid, uneducated, and or retarded. You must express no fewer than 10 totally laughable half baked babbling non opinions per month, state no fewer than 10 complete lies and fabrications per month, have been exposed to have participated in at least 15 cases of sock creation, shilling, spamming, internet vandalism, and or cyber stalking from calendar years 2007 to the present, must lose control of their bodily functions and or fly into blind rage at the sight or thought of minorities, gays, educated people, the gainfully employed, and the fully literate, and must be totally incapable of adult level legitimate discussion on matters of politics, social issues, religion, chocolate milk, personal hygiene, shiny objects, things that taste salty, and what objects you should never stick in your ear.

Body weight 40% over or 30% under normal, poor dental hygiene, frequent outdoor urination, unkempt facial hair, (men and women) chronic unemployment or under employment, men who own less that 5 shits with a collar, women who own less than 4 pairs of shoes, a home which is situated on a lot less than 100x50 feet, is on wheels, is located more then 4 miles from a place where soap can be purchased, or has "weekly and monthly rates", ownership of vehicles older then 12 years old with a blue book value of less than $1000, the inability to properly pronounce vowels, a lisp, and use of semi literate terms like "Ya'll", "All get out", ending sentences with "right there", beginning sentences with "I tell ya h'wut" and an income lower than 20% above the poverty level are all desirable attributes for any drooler of the month candidate.

The Droolers Den

Here ya go Droolers. It has been suggested I give you your own place to hang out. No need to try to register by proxy or temporary email and have me laugh and reject your asses. No need to spend hour after hour lurking here and on DLP.info (we see you) crying and having your blood pressure rise. No need to PM or text 8 people and have 3 show up for a retarded shill conversation on DLP.com.

Let your ballz drop or take your smock apron off and post away. (or if your are a tranny, do both) You still need to register to post here but no need to worry about your IP. If I want it, I either have it or could get it anyway

I wont edit or delete as long as you follow the rules

Personally, I think this will be tumbleweeds and they will just keep licking the windows, but we can always use this as just another way to mock them

News, Current Events, and General Political Stuff

See the DLP.com stupid political thread of the month

The GOP nomination freak show

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