Top 10 reasons 1wiseguy and Rocat were banned from DLP.com

1. 1wiseguy posted ONE TOO MANY posts on fast and furious
2. Rocat found out there are no FEMA death camps and killed himself
3. There was just too much evidence that Obama was not born in Kenya
4. Jhoffa_X found out Rocat and his wife were having cyber sex
5. Jhoffa_x's wife found out 1wiseguy and Jhoffa_X were having cyber sex
6. It dawned on everyone that 1wiseguy really DIDN'T live in Yosemite
7. 1wiseguy and Lala broke up, and it would be just TOO awkward to have them both on the site
8. Rocat turned out to be David Vitter's wife pretending to be a guy
9. Jhoffa_X confided something to them, back stabbed them and banned them before they could prove he said it
10. They are both psycho paranoids and have been placed in inpatient, locked ward care