Jhoffa_X welfare rib recipe! (from wal mart to the trailer park !)

Supposedly a recipe his fat ass wife came up with


http://downloadpolitics.com/showthread.php?22797-Mrs-Hoffa-s-1-er-rib-recipe..-%28Stolen-from-PSTMAN!!%29

Hickory Liquid smoke, (you may as well inject nitrates inio your veins) "Essence of Emerils which (Nothing more than Lowery's seasoned salt full of MSG in a fancy package) wrapped the ribs (LOLZ) IN FOIL (bwa ha ha) and "bake them"

He actually suggest shopping at Wal Mart for the ingredients, NOT kidding

Good thing they accept food stamps

JESUS H CHRIST....be sure to serve this white trash concoction with Aldis white bread and generic diet cola

Here is a tip fat ass...next time you are at *(LOLZ) Wal- Mart, the sell smokers for under $100....out of your price range huh ?

Maybe you could serve this with your skype whore girlfriend Lisa's "home made Salsa"...the one she used store bought "salsa mix" for

BTW Tard, did you notice the inside of the foil was discolored and corroded ? Where do you suppose it went ?

Saara wrote:Supposedly a recipe his fat ass wife came up with


http://downloadpolitics.com/showthread.php?22797-Mrs-Hoffa-s-1-er-rib-recipe..-%28Stolen-from-PSTMAN!!%29

Hickory Liquid smoke, (you may as well inject nitrates inio your veins) "Essence of Emerils which (Nothing more than Lowery's seasoned salt full of MSG in a fancy package) wrapped the ribs (LOLZ) IN FOIL (bwa ha ha) and "bake them"

He actually suggest shopping at Wal Mart for the ingredients, NOT kidding

Good thing they accept food stamps

JESUS H CHRIST....be sure to serve this white trash concoction with Aldis white bread and generic diet cola

Here is a tip fat ass...next time you are at *(LOLZ) Wal- Mart, the sell smokers for under $100....out of your price range huh ?

Maybe you could serve this with your skype whore girlfriend Lisa's "home made Salsa"...the one she used store bought "salsa mix" for

BTW Tard, did you notice the inside of the foil was discolored and corroded ? Where do you suppose it went ?

And now, the way it is done by those of us who use napkins and not our sleeve

Remove the membrane from the back side of the rib rack

Immerse the ribs in a solution of cold water and kosher salt for 10 minutes, drain and rinse with cold running water

Cut half inch vertical slits between the bones

Make a rub of sea salt, cracked pepper, smoked paprika, garlic, brown sugar, and rosemary and rub the ribs well on both sides

Options;

Outdoor smoker....place the ribs on the rack and smoke using charcoal and wood chips for 4 to 5 hours. Add sugar and a bay leaf to the water pan

Indoor smoker....Place the rib racks in the squires and add the liquid smoke to the dispenser...do NOT put the liquid smoke directly on the ribs (for the love of GOD)

Braising (no NOT rub before braising) In a flat deep pan add water, bay leaf, salt and pepper, lay in the ribs, bring to a boil and turn down the heat and let the ribs braise on LOW for an hour to an hour and a half. Let the ribs cool, THEN rub them well on both sides

Cooking options;

Bake at 350 for an hour (you may LIGHTLY add BBQ ause to start, add more at the end, or skip it if you like)

Grill (indoors or out) with of without BBQ sauce


Sidebar....NEVER use nitrates directly on raw meat and NEVER expose a nitrate, lye or acidic based additive to aluminum foil....are you freaking kidding me ?

BIIIG BUMP.....

Saara wrote:Supposedly a recipe his fat ass wife came up with


http://downloadpolitics.com/showthread.php?22797-Mrs-Hoffa-s-1-er-rib-recipe..-%28Stolen-from-PSTMAN!!%29

Hickory Liquid smoke, (you may as well inject nitrates inio your veins) "Essence of Emerils which (Nothing more than Lowery's seasoned salt full of MSG in a fancy package) wrapped the ribs (LOLZ) IN FOIL (bwa ha ha) and "bake them"

He actually suggest shopping at Wal Mart for the ingredients, NOT kidding

Good thing they accept food stamps

JESUS H CHRIST....be sure to serve this white trash concoction with Aldis white bread and generic diet cola

Here is a tip fat ass...next time you are at *(LOLZ) Wal- Mart, the sell smokers for under $100....out of your price range huh ?

Maybe you could serve this with your skype whore girlfriend Lisa's "home made Salsa"...the one she used store bought "salsa mix" for

BTW Tard, did you notice the inside of the foil was discolored and corroded ? Where do you suppose it went ?