Kleinbok…a major drooler of the month candidate

I literally had this “person” on ignore for YEARS, and hadn’t read a single first hand word he had posted in all that time. All I saw of him was his goat pics when someone would “quote”: him, I ignored the text.

Then someone told me “Sarra you REALLY need to take him off iggy,,,,, He doesn’t like you and you won’t agree with his opinions but he has a way of expressing himself that is just awesome blah blah blah….”
I did…and here were the “problems” I found;

To sound wise, you actually have to BE wise
To be effectively sarcastic, you need an understanding of the topic
To sound simple but profound, you can’t actually BE simple and it requires the ability to BE profound
To use profanity effectively, you have to have the gift or the wordsmith
When defending tradition and legacy, you need to avoid being reactionary becuse being reactionary completely negates your credibility.
To have a moniker or gimmick, the moniker or gimmick needs to be clever

Kleinbok tries very hard to meet all of these requirements…and fails miserably at all of them
He is a strong drooler of the month contender